So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in "no way" contributed to... me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.
via facebook.com
So it's official. Marilyn Manson has got the swine flu. Who's next?
